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Assalamualaikum and hellooooo!

You know aa, I'm sooo lazyyyy. Yeah! LAZY. Lazy breezy. Kejadahye? One of the things that I'm so lazy to do is driving. Yeah. Driving not diving. I love diving eventhough I don't have any idea how to swim. Poor me. And you may laugh now.

So, tadi saya pergi kedai beli sotong, ikan kembung bersaiz sederhana which I get confused between them and selar kuning. Gah! Kau x boleh kawen lagi Zuraini. Sibuk picit-picit ikan nak tengok dia elok lagi ke tak nasib baik x terkeluar isik perut ikan tu. Kalau x memang kena baling dengan carrot oleh tuan kedai.

After all those things are settled, the drama begun. Bukak pintu kereta, start enjin, on a/c and radio, reply message manusia, tekan pedal clutch sepenuh hati and masuk gear reverse. Yeah! I'm driving a manual car! Dad. You should proud of me. Tehee. 

Then, masuk satu lorong ni. Jumpa simpang tiga. I need to go to the right so bagi la signal ke kanan sikit. Belakang ada aunty pakai tudung putih bawak avanza gaya cikgu. Erk? On my right got two cars parking kat tepi jalan tapi makan setengah daripada jalan raya. Ni bukan parking tepi jalan ni tapi parking tengah-tengah jalan. You got me?

And here you go. Jalan tu dah la busy. Lepas tu saya nak jalan sekali enjin mati. Durhhhh. Enjin mati depan orang ramai? Malu der malu!! Ni bukan 1st time tapi dah banyakkkk kali der. Adeyh.

Now you now what is my profession. A clown with expertise in acting like a bimbo.

Selamat berbuka!